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Complete and utter FAG LORD WHO GETS CUCKED
LOL YOUR BROTHER IS SUCH AN ETHAN
He is SUPER cute. Really good at trivia tbh... even though he guesses. He is the sweetest boy ever, and has the cutest cat. His decorations in his room is a monster tower lmao. He is so freaking sweet and a dork. When you are texting him, he always makes you smile. He knows just the right words to say. You could stay up all night talking to him. He is so adorable. You need a Ethan in your life... even if they live hundreds of miles away from you. You will never want to lose a guy like this, you will think about him non-stop. When you talk to him you will forget about all your worries. He just makes your day and night better just by talking to him. He had the most adorable smile and the cutest laugh. When you meet a Ethan you are never going to want to have him out of your life. Every late ft call is going to make you wish they didn't end. He is super goofy and watches silly documentaries. Hes just overall perfect!
Being "Ethan" is equal to being underdeveloped in the frontal cortex.
Guy1: You're so ethan
Guy2: inki pinki ponki
Ethan is the sweetest most lovey boy out there. He is super tall and nerdy but he makes you happy. In any situation he makes you laugh and he will take care of you. He is a burly man but it is great. He loves memes and beans.
He is great guy, who is really hot. But he will play with your emotions and not care for you. He has a tendency to cheat and to like constantly. Ethans are not dating material
Has a Dick longer than any other dumb "this Name has a long Dick" No. This Ethan has the longest dick and immediately beats all other dicks. Go shove your long Dick up your own Ass!
Gurrllllll, I just had Sex with Ethan hes got a Dick longer than Brian!!