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The complete and holy code of stoner conduct
It is filled with popular stoner rules, terminology and etiquette.
Some popular content includes:
Puff puff pass (rule)
Roller, Doner, Stoner (rule)
Though shalt never ash the hash (cardinal sin)
Etc.
Although the highble should be the number 1 best seller of all time, it has never been written (since stoners can never get anything done). However it’s word and oral tradition lives on in the hearts of all stoners everywhere.
Stoner 1: “Yo pass the joint bro”
Stoner 2 “You are on my left and as it says in the Holy Highble, in the book of seshulations, tract 7, verse 4
“Though shalt respect the rules of right by night, sorry bro. ”
A person who preaches the word of the lord and does the opposite, all while he/she denies being Russian.
Person 1: It's what the lord wants.
Person 2: Are you a Holy Choly?
Person 1: No, no, no.
Person 2: Are you Russian?
Person 1: No!
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When a person has a Head Like A Hole by the band Nine Inch Nails that is full of Holy Water and the size of a Watermelon with a giant John Mellencamp, they have a Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp.
"Thou shalt not forsake my Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp under the rug!"
Judy: "Hey, Donna? Do you like that song called "Head Like A Hole" by Nine Inch Nails?"
Donna: "Sure! It's ok!"
Judy: "What about Holy Water? Do you like that?"
Donna: "I guess so! Why do you ask?"
Judy: "I just wanted to know if you wanted some. Say, do you like Watermelons?"
Donna: "Yes. You know I do. What are you getting at?"
Judy: "Nothing, but I scored some tickets to see John Mellencamp tomorrow. Do you want to go?"
Donna: "That would be awesome! Sure, I'll go!"
Judy: "Great! Don't forget to pack your Head Like A Holy Water Mellencamp!"
Good ass head. Plain and simple.
She gave me that holy shmoly.
Mary, mother of Jesus: Where's God?
Jesus, son of Mary: Taking a holy pee.
When you ejaculate into your hand and flick it on her forehead to cleanse her sins
The priest Needed to "Holy water sex move" her to exorcise the devil
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A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )
Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.