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Dude did you hear what Michael Jackson did to that kid?
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Snorting ketamine while in molly to even out, enhance, and extend the high.
Ry: “we Michael Kors-ing at this party tonight?”
Am: “yessir. Popping the Michael around 11”
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The most talented Olympic Swimmer ever. He won 8 gold medals in the 2008 olympics, that's all of them. Like most swimmers, he has a super-HAWT body.. but his face isn't the most attractive one ever though. People who claimed they've gone to high school with him said that he was a total jerk. He has a long torso, short legs, and fin-like feet. He's 6'4 and around 200 pounds. Again, VERY nice body but he is not Calvin Klein underwear model material. He is also my boyfriend... in my dreams, that is.
Joe: Did you see Michael Phelps win ANOTHER gold medal?
Bob: That guy is an underwater god, but he's takin' all the damn medals!
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The hottest man on the planet.
Have you seen that cute guy down the street?
Yeah, he looks like Michael Phelps!
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1. half man, half fish.
2. the cutest swimmer ever.
J: hey man did you see michael phelps get those 8 olympic medals?!
A: yeah man ! i wonder how he did it ?
J: it's obvious isn't it ? he's half man, half fish.
A: whatever, he's FINNNNNNE
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1) A swimmer from the United States of America who is basically Jesus + Aquaman
2) A phrase used to describe something that is awesome, manly, or epic.
3) A phrase when used with the word "like" after any action that makes that action an accomplishment, even if the particular action is in no way related to the actual life/accomplishments of the real Michael Phelps.
4) Synonym for Poseidon
"Dude, that guitar solo was definitely Michael Phelps"
"Man, you just chugged that beer like Michael Phelps"
"He swims like Micheal Phelps"
"Where are you from?"
"The land of Michael Phelps"
"Do you mean America or the ocean?
"The ancient Greeks worshiped Michael Phelps"
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The number 1 swimmer in the world, in the Beijing Olympics he earns 8 gold medals surpassing Mark Spitz,a legendary swimmer. Not only he is an extraordinary swimmer he is also one of the greatest role models to the kids. Currently lives in Baltimore with his mother.
Johnny: Dude!!! Did you hear?! Michael phelps won 8 gold medals in a single olympics!!
Dave: Yah I know.. Man I wish I was like him.. I want to win gold medals too..
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