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Mikkey Miller is the Dutch God of getting fucked up
Thank the Dutch God for everything that is good in life
When a man bends over and another man pushes a broom handle up the ass repeatedly while fingering his own asshole.
He is doing the Dutch oarman
A larger than life’s lady’s hairy poonani
She had a very nice Dutch hoof
Keeping your erection for an extended period when you are involved in a gang bang in Amsterdam.
In Amsterdam he brought his A game to the orgy, he was like a Dutch dart
A Dutch Oven in which the usual victim actually places themselves under the covers willingly in order to better absorb the aroma of the flatulence.
I ripped heinous ass last night and my girlfriend ducked under the covers to give herself a Pennsylvania Dutch Oven.
When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
While on an official tour of the Grote Kerk, you insert a Ponderosa Pinecone in the anal and/or vaginal orifice of your partner while occupying the third from left confession booth.
Female: Babe, Lets do a Dutch Montana since we're here.
Male: Yes please! I got the pinecone, let's tell the guide we're going to check out the confession booths.