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The act of having sex, typically with the girl on her back, legs behind her ears, taking cock hard and fast
I was stuffing hair pie all last night and now Hayley is sore and cranky.
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if your hair all red then your a thot period ... thot hair color
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When a flaccid male genitalia is caught and entangled by several surrounding pubic hair. Usually discovered when attempting to urinate. Men who experience this phenomena must be greatly cautious when untangling the wild pubes from their genitalia as they could risk a slight injury. The most common cause is when the penis has been resting or inactive for long periods of time in a high temperature climate without a cool draft to bring it out to full mass. This is more likely to occur if the man does not trim his bush, balls and derriere regularly.
Guy1: Ow! Shit!
Guy2: What's the matter? Pull a ball hair?
Guy1: No, even worse. I pinched my dick skin trying to untangle the pubic hair from my dick.
Guy2: You've probably got entangled dick hair, I suggest you trim your Pubes.
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The Skrillex Hair Pandemic is a global pandemic caused by Skrillex Hair Disease (SHD). The disease was first noticed when it officially broke out with the release of the song Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites in late 2010, and since then, the disease has only spread throughout 6/7 continents in the world. SHD is the first global-scale pandemic to break out since the Swine Flu pandemic of 2009.
The World Health Organization (WTO) first announced the outbreak of SHD was in the United States of America in early-mid 2011.
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and the California Department of Health managed to track the disease to over 15 California counties during the first week of the outbreak.
As of December 2012, the WTO confirmed that the disease spread to every country of the northern hemisphere. The WTO also confirmed the United States of America to have the most confirmed cases of Skrillex Hair Disease in the world because of the enormous amount of fat ugly white girls who don't know what to follow.
In March 2012, the CDC gave SHD a Pandemic severity index of 3. In April 2012, the severity rating was raised to 4 and in June, the severity was rated as a category-5 Pandemic. The index of SHD has lowered over time as little American white girls realize that they are stupid to shave the sides of their head in the first place. As of April 2012, the Pandemic reached a severity level of 2 on the Pandemic Severity Index.
Stupid 13 year-old girl with half her head shaven because she wants to be origional and unique but little does she know that thousands of other dumbass bitches like her are doing the same thing for the exact same reason: OMFG SKRILLEX IS THE COOLEST ARTIST IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND I WANNA DO LOTS OF NAUGHTY THINGS WITH HIM IN MY BED!!!
Epidemiologist 1: See, she has Skrillex Hair Disease.
Epidemiologist 2: Another victim has been taken by the Skrillex Hair Pandemic.
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A long, dark brown hair not attached to a person's head.
Ew, I found a marlyse hair in my food!
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Some one who has dyed their hair pink
Person 1: hentai hair you got the good shit
Person 2: yeah what you need
Person 1: vore
Person2 : take your pick
* god literally cries tears for the state of humanity*
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Hair that is erect and combed over. Makes the wearer look like a major douche.
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