being a number of good cunt things: demon on the turps, king skuxx, king of the coll, all around good cunt.
"fuck youre a sam neame bro"
-no response as the person is comad after 65 standards, and 18 bongs whilst getting a blow job and wearing federation clothing.
Sam Armstrong Marshall is a really hot male with fluffy hair, he is the true definition of hot. If you ever see him just know you are a very lucky man
"your looking so Sam Armstrong Marshall right know"
Adopted, dumb and thinks everyone likes him but he is a full on shit. He is secretly a girl but goes as non bionary. He has a huge fat crush on Jenna r.
The gender neutral equivalent to yes sir or yes ma’am
In response to a command,
“Yes sam, right away sam”
And that little one? That's Sam Solomon.
He's totally rich because his dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Sam Solomon knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone.
That's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
Sam Solomon could get it
the love of my life, a man who is not afraid of the scariest parts of me and who loves me for who i am, not the facade i put on for the rest of the world. gorgeous and beautiful and stunning. cannot see in the dark. will take care of you no matter what. will give you his clothes and drive far at random times to make sure you’re okay. gives the best hugs. embodies the song sweet nothing by taylor swift. fun. kind. loves my family. always willing to help. my future husband. he proposed to me with a ring pop a few days ago. lives entirely too far away. overall get you a sam. 15/10 in every way.
sam mccombs is a cool dude