September 9th

National get fucked by/fuck Cody Wieczorek day. Find Cody Wieczorek and have sex with him.

Girl 1: did you hear about September 9th?

Girl 2: no, don’t you mean September 11th? What’s September 9th

Girl 1: September 9th is national get fucked by/fuck Cody Wieczorek day!!

Girl 2: OH MY GOD NO WAY!!!!!

September 9th

Ignore her on this date she will like you way more than before

I’m ignoring Maria so she can like me more, Why? Because it’s September 9th

September 9th

September 9th is a special day where someone gifts someone a bracelet made out of bra strap

hey its September 9th where's my bracelet?
what bracelet?
bra strap bracelet
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1👍 1👎

September 9th

Give each other head day

Today is September 9th we have to give each other head ;)

Sexual September

Anything you do and/or say needs to be sexual

Nature: begins sexual September
The world: population goes up 50%

September 3rd

The realest niggaz that ever live were born on that day

Yo Nate Ik ur bday is on September 3rd which means ur the realest nigga to ever live

september 3rd

national dive club day

What day is it?
Oh it’s september 3rd, national dive club day.