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the most amazing and mysterious persons of this motherfucking planet. everyone who knows phillip w. is either an alcoholic or the happiest person of all happy persons.
phillip w.'s are
-hot
-loyal
-pretty as fuck
-in love with beer
-and a really great friend and lover
Omg, he's literally a Phillip W.!
Pers. 1: hey, you look great today!
Pers. 2: ohmagawd thank you, you're so phillip w.!
Pronounced ''Ring'' W-ring - When you're at work or wherever & you sit on the loo then get up & realise you have a wet ring on your butt because the cleaners have just been by & wiped the seat with the bog cloth
Aw maaaan, just been for a piss, the cleaners have been in, I've just been W-ring'd!
Ahhh FFS I've got a W-ring, I didn't expect that
Fuck I wish I could remember to check the seat is dry, I always get W-ring'd!!
W double G = well guud gash
a female good enoth 2 fuck
oh she looks alright W double G !!!!!!
you like it in the ass
Friend 1 Hi its been so long since ive seen you ;w;
Friend i dont roll like that wtf
A scary, sexy, disgusting, ancient, fat, ginormous, terrifying, uncontrolled, crazy mofo. Is my mother, but is also not a female and kind of a man but not really. More of an animal than anything. Rene is deranged. She is a stripper. Her shift is from 8-8(pm-am) she is also a sex offender and child molester. She is a drug addict. She also is a doctor and a ranging alcoholic. The best way to describe rene is: velcro. She is.... nvm. When people stand up when she enters a room, she thinks it’s out of respect but it’s out of fear because she causes earthquakes with her strides. She is gay. Uncle.
Everyone run, rene (pro. mean w/ an r) is coming!
Gauge is a super sweet guy, he’s calm, kind and caring. He’s tall, strong, a bit chubby but he’s like a teddy bear. You could talk all day everyday and that mf will listen no matter what, he will give you everything you need to be happy, and he will go above and beyond for you. He always puts others first and almost never thinks about himself because he thinks he’s ‘selfish’ but hes the most selfless mf you will ever meet. If you ever meet a gauge, or if you’re the chosen one, have a gauge as your boyfriend, you better be happy because that will be the man you want to marry.
Girl 1: omg have you seen gauge w!? He’s so fine
Girl 2: ikr?? I’d be lucky to have him as my bf