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A hamburger made by Ben Hatley, often eaten near the end of summer and at the start of fall. Often it is grilled on a lawn chair instead of a grill. Ben Burgers are so huge that they take up a bunch of space. They are often covered in tomatoes, peppers, and onions. You can't get them anywhere else but Oshawa, Ontario. So if you're looking for something good to eat at the end of summer, get a Ben Burger. And remember, Ben Hatley sent you!
Ben: Oh boy, looks like its Ben Burger time again!
Liv: Mmm, I love your Ben Burgers to death!
Ben: They're huge, aren't they? One taste of this baby and you'll be runnin' for the Benmobile. Serious grease! (he's laughing very hard - gut shaking)
Sylvia: Hey guys, are you two having a Ben Burger? I've never had one. What's in it?
Dan: Whoah, these Ben Burgers are sweet! I'm dying to know the recipe.
Ben: Well, you take a hamburger and you set it out on the lawn chair. Then, when its cooked on one side, you flip it over and you cook it on the back side. And then you put onions, tomatoes, and peppers on it. Here, taste this!
Dan: (he tastes it) Oooh, this is good! Thank you! (he gives one to Sylvia)
Sylvia: Whoah, this is sweet! Might be a little hard the abdominals. But this is crazy sweet. Thank you!
Ben: You're welcome! Thank Liv too. She eats these. Now, let's hit the Benmobile. (he takes off jogging) See you there!
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Allrounder. Plays cricket for England. My English fans call me the best allrounder in the world. What are they smoking🤣🤣? Clearly Shakib and Jadeja are better.
I am an umpiring howler merchant and I live in Ashwin's pocket. I am Ben Stokes.
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A big Daddy who has good points with all of his arguments, he has silenced hundreds of people form the use of a few words, there are times where in minutes he can prove an unbreakable point, he is stronger than the barrier of an uncircumcised penis. He is a literal god
¨Hey Ben Shapiro has been acting awesome lately, as usual¨
¨yeah, that's regular for him though, the hot hunk daddy¨
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1) To remove your penis from a partners vagina as you are about to sexplode, and then insert it into her tooter and kindly blow your load there.
2) Tie yo bitch to a kite wif a key on it and send her out into an electrical storm fo' whateva reason you gots.
1)Dude, I totally Ben Franklin'd my girlfriend last night. Don't have to worry about pregnancy now!
2)Yo, mah bitch pissed me off after some violent sex, so I Ben Franklin'd her ass. She dead. Don't have to worry about pregnancy now!
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Ben Shapiro is a mossad/CIA Agent and shills for the globalists but is disguised as "MAGA"
"GUYS BEN SHAPIRO SAID THERE ARE 2 GENDERS, HE'S SO SMART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Xenophobic toward blue eyed people. Does not believe in organized government. Finds beauty in the small things, like his beady eyes. Not sure I've ever seen him blink. Guinness World Record for longest toenails. Favorite pastime is naming genatalia.<3 He is coming to the tre.
- Hey, ben smith, what's the labia?
- Oh, it's the inner lips. :)
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Usually a big faggot who cries about his feelings to girls, gay looking and tall
Cmon man you're acting like a real ben janson
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