banana cream pie

When a young male's banana penis thows up ejaculates into a womans pie vagina, to create banana cream pie, or, as we like to call it here, preggers, and/or screwed.

"Hey Jamal, I just gave mary a banana cream pie and she cut off my nuts!"

"that sucks man"

"true dat yo"

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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When a man titie fucks a girl, then cums and shits in between her tits, causing an oatmeal cream pie.

I gave my wife an oatmeal cream pie last night and she loved it!Giggedy giggedy

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Ice Cream Sundae

A sexual act done on Sunday’s where the male shoves a bunch of ice cream into the females asshole and the female then farts it all out into the males mouth and onto the face.

Derek: “Does your girl ever make you an Ice Cream Sundae?”
Xavier: “Fuck yeah, she says the cold ice cream helps her orgasm”

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getting ice cream

an expression my friend made which means "masturbating"

Man1: Where's Josh?
Man2: Oh he's getting ice cream

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Ice Cream

(1)Dry yet sulfuric jiving particles.
(2)G Q's juice (as referred to in section AII of document 412 of the "Dried Preperation of Fruit/Fruity beverages" Volume 4)

"Pass the ice kreme bro?"

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coconut cream pie

an insane amount of rough,sexual intercourse resulting in rock hard nipples. the male of the pair is about to cum, he rubs the females nipples ( the nipples are located on the boobs or the "coconuts") and then cumming all over her vagina and bush.

girl- "oh god yes!!!!! oh god! yes! yes! yes! harder! faster! harder!"
guy- "i am cumming!"
girl- "rub my fucking nipples!!! give me a, yes! a coconut cream pie!!!!!! FUCK YES!"
guy- rubs the shit out of her nipples extremley hard and cums all over her vagina and bush. "yeah!"
girl- " FUCK YES!! HOLLY SHIT!!!"

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whipped cream and sprinkles

A birthday gift from a young man and his girlfriend to his girlfriend's friend. The invitation must be given through a phone call on the recipient's birthday. The answer is always "no, thank you." The young man will call the recipient back several months later and ask again. The answer is still no.

RB: What exactly is it (whipped cream and sprinkles)?
CJ: Well, what it is is....She say, she say she want both yall, you and her, to lay on the bed butt ass neked.... I spray whipped cream on both yalls pussies...I put sprinkles on both yalls pussies..I blow out each of yall candles, and I lick both yalls clings.

6 months later...
CJ: Do you want to still do it...because I know some people who do?
RB: *Hangs up phone*

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