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Soup flavoured soup is a mystery is all, but soup flavoured soup is really just water. Soup without flavour - stockcube water. Flavourless stockcube water? Water. Soup flavoured soup is actually bitterly disappointing; don't buy it. You're wasting your money - take it from someone who knows.
Soup flavoured soup is boring - where's the alcohol at?
Soup flavoured soup is a deceit.
Don't buy soup flavoured soup; you're wasting your money.
Soup flavoured soup helps keep you hydrated - don't forget to bring it to the gym on hot days!
You are soup flavoured soup.
When soup goes on the floor and you may truly establish dominance amongst peers and subordinates. Soup has always belonged on the floor, and to put it on the floor accomplishes the goal of soup.
Jess Put Soup On The Floor Wow What A Leader. That’s some floor soup!
When a man gets very inebriated and then demands soup as his "munchy" choice. (drunken dribble of dire need for something better than the soup of the day, even after the kitchen has closed at the bar and, the pizza guy just down the street doesn't have any either)
Dude! He's so drunk he's being a Soup Trade!!
Crack head with no teeth.
San Francisco has a lot of soup suckers.
When the bottom of your falafel sandwich is extra saucy.
This falafel pita wasn’t well balanced. First few bites were all slaw with a few dry falafels in the middle and a tahini soup at the bottom. 2 stars
When a handful of pubes is sprinkled into some soup and then drank without a spoon
"I got hungry the other day, so Chad hooked me up with a nice hairy soup bowl. Tasted like heaven in my mouth."