wet willey

Very much like a screaming pelican, while a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman on the beach, he will retract his penis and put it in the water and wrap it in algae. He will then continue to come back to the female and put his penis back inside of her after he has rubbed it in the sand.

I heard he gave her a hard wet willey last week at the beach.

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wet trout

a fishermans term-to smack a person with a fresh trout for being an idiot! - add boiled lemon for extra zing!

fred said he caught a trout THAT big - so i gave him a wet trout!

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wet shoes

to have wet shoes is to be inebriated on a drug or alcohol; to get your shoes wet is to get high

"Dude, I got my shoes so wet last night."
"My shoes were soaked the other day."
wet shoes wet shoes high fucked up

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Wet Monday

To work from home. Usually as a result of the apathy felt on a wet monday morning.

Alexa didn't come into work today as she was having a Wet Monday.

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wet paint

That little bit of shit just inside the outer rim of the asshole. Only seen when the anus is relaxed.

John: So... I was 69 with Marissa on top of me.

Steve: Okay...

John: And I was grabbing her asscheeks and spreading them as I made lunch of her naughty bits, right?

Steve: Yeah?

John: Jeepus Cripes! I got wet paint on my nose!

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Wet Sandwich

A sexual act in which the male shoves a Subway footlong Turkey Club sandwich into the female's vagina and fucks her through it.

"Hey, have you given her the Wet Sandwich yet?"

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wet burrito

A wet, hot, brazilian waxed Vagina belonging to a human female

my ex girlfriend always had a wet burrito

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