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When one has the incredible urge to see, or do something out of the ordinary, with no explanation readily available.
I understand that no one wants to see Mark Twain making a penis joke; I'm just seriously afflicted with Blue Duck Syndrome.
I've had BDS ever since I can remember.
Used when seeing something so unbelievingly mind blowing your brain has a spasm in an attempt to keep your head from exploding.
~You walk outside and see two hot, half-naked lesbians making out on your front porch~
You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."
when you suck, can u take every inch in your butt...can u fart on my balls when we fuck...(the goat and your mom)
can you quack like a duck when u suck
That damn animal that you want to shoot at when you miss the damn ducks
I just missed shooting the ducks with the Zapper. Now I want to shoot the damn Duck Hunt dog!!!
Celebrating before actually crossing the finish line/goal line; resulting in an embarrassing loss or inability to score on what should be an easy score.
Man, the University of Oregon keeps ducking up the finish. Did you see that University of Oregon runner start celebrating before he crossed the finish line. He ended up losing to another runner because he was celebrating before he had actually won the race.
When something is super lame, it can be described as Lame Duck Larry. In extreme cases, you can say that something/someone is "the lamest of all the ducks named Larry".
Person A: Ow, I stubbed my toe.
Person B: Well that's Lame Duck Larry!
A mud duck is a life long nigger lover. It’s often because she lived in projects raised by a whore mom that taught her no morality or self-respect, or she had an overbearing daddy that she wants to embarrass at the destruction of her own reputation.
No, I’m not going to Beaver Falls with you. All of them hoes are either ugly, mud ducks, or both. I don’t want my pee to burn.