break your apple

This is when you get your first Apple device.

You can also break someone's apple by giving them an Apple device.
Software iTunes doesn't count unless it's on an Apple device.

Insert Name broke his/her apple today when he/she got an Mac/iPhone/iPad/iTouch/iPod/iShuffle/i_____ for his/her birthday.
Break your apple today and get the iPhone 4S!
Mary just smashed that dude's apple with a Mac!
I want Joe to break my apple.
I think Susan is going to break my apple tonight.

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Caramel Apple Spice

The peak of deliciousness that sends a plethora of sweet flavors across your tongue.

She sat outside drinking her tantalizing Caramel Apple Spice.

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green apple nasties

a bad case of diharria

Paul, I don't feel so good, I think I've got a severe case of the green apple nasties.

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Grandma's apple pie

A pussy so loose, it looks as though it is your Grandma's apple pie.

Your sister has got Grandma's apple pie

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Babyarm wit' a apple

Large black member.

git the jig on' ho, cut the crapple
i got me a baby arm wit' a juicy apple

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Columbian Adams Apple

The act of a person performing oral sex on a male. The person performing the oral sex on the male must swallow a small bag of coke. One end of a string is to be tied to the small coke bag, the other end is to be tied to the base of the male's penis whom is recieving the oral sex. When the male that is recieving the oral sex is about to ejaculate, he pulls out far enough to remove the coke bag and make a popping sound, ejaculates on the person's throat while snorting the bag of coke.

I really appriciate a good Columbian Adams Apple from time to time.

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bone apple tea

So say when you are texting someone, you talk about states and countries. You name Brazil, South Africa and then Argentina. But your friend spells it like this:urgent Tina

P1 shows pic of food: bone apple tea!

P2 replying: it’s bon appetéit

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