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A nickname given to Apple, who makes the iMac (iCrap), iPod (CrapPod), AppleTV (CrappleTV), iPhone (CrapPhone), and iPad (CrapPad). Crapple is notorious for their capability to woo people with a shiny case and a nifty gimmick, but no other endearing qualities, often with a hefty price tag. Their computers are known for being very shiny (literally and figuratively), but having a major lack of software support, and being bragged about because of features any other computer in the world does just as well, if not better.
Also refers to the iCrap in some cases.
I wanted to play the new game that came out with my friend, but he bought a Crapple computer.
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A term for an Apple computer by those who do not like them because they are not good.
I can't believe Judy bought a Crapple when PC's are so much better.
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A crapple is the result of a sliced apple being left out for an extended period of time. The crapple is characterized (but not limited to) a dark yellowish-brown inside.
After I sliced my apple I went and did a few chores only to come back and find it had become a crapple!
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A non-alcoholic drink made from 3 quarters cranberry and 1 quarter orange juice.
You fill the glass to an average level with cranberry, then you pour the orange juice, which will ist in the cranberry.
The 'Crapple' is oven mistaken for cranberry and apple juice but it is a misnomer
Bartender: What would you like to drink?
Customer: A Crapple, please.
Bartender: A cranberry and apple juice?
Customer: No a cranberry and orange juice.
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An apple that ranges from extremely disappointing to nearly inedible , and will likely make you have digestive problems.
Person1: Hey do you want one of these Red Delicous? Person2: No thanks man, last time I had one of those crapples with my mediocre free coffee, lets just say Montezuma had his revenge.
Affectionate term for Apple.
John said, "I'd play that game with you, but I'm stuck on this Crapple."
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