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to have sex with someone and then run; meaning one of their parents just caught you in the act with their daughter, you claim to have worn a condom when you actually didn't or you're just a douche
Matthew: I was caught having sex with my girlfriend by her dad
Kenneth: Ah, the classic poke 'n run
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when a prostitute sniffs a line of coke off your boner, and then deep throats your penis, and tickles her nostrils on your pubic hair.
damn, i cant believe that hoe gave you the, "sniff n tickle" because you haven't washed yo shit in days.
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Any type of snacking or trail mix food created as a substitue for expensive brand name goods normally unaffordable by ghetto dwellers and 'hood-munks.
"Crunch n' Munch?! Pshhh...Boy this crack n' smack!"
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Abbreviation for Flip-n-Grip. An Asian massage parlor where you get jerked off at the end of the massage. Or after they are done rubbin' you down, they flip-n-grip. That is if they massage you at all...
Man, there was this fine ass little ho at the F 'n' G last night that blew my mind!
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The act of blasting on a girls' face (after anal) and giving her a cum mustache, and then immediately smearing your poopdick across said mustache. Afterwards, you immediately say: "THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!" ... or else it doesn't count.
After messy anal sex, Jason gave Carol a cookies n cream.
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Its when you fuck a girl on a toilet and you both shit simultaneously into the toilet, her shit goes between your legs (and possibly on you, its the risk you have to take), then when your all finished you flush the toilet with your dick, if you dont do that...it dosnt count.
Theres also a hand signal, you bump your right fist on top of your left fist then your left on top of your right and then point to the direction of the bathroom with your thumbs. Its so you can ask a girl in a crowd without being explicit.
I cookies n creamed her in the baseball field bathroom.
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The ultimate defense in the game of basketball. As an offensive player goes to make a shot, a defensive player reaches down the back of his shorts and gets a finger load of some juicy buttsauce and slathers a dollop across the upper lip of the one taking a shot, resulting in something similar to a dirty sanchez. The slathered one then begins to vomit profusely and with great vigor, rendering him ineffective for the next several minutes.
"She gave that other player a crack 'n sniff so juicy and smelly that she started to cry."
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