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while "grip" sometimes denotates a specific amount of money ($10G), it is also an expression with pimps, hustlers and gangsters for any large amount of money one is holding on to ('grip') and not letting go of except in an emergency (posting bail, paying damages, getting out of town, etc). This is known in the square world as "prudent reserve" (3 to 6 months living expenses).
youngsta: "I want to get some sick-ass'd rims for my ride!"
OG: "You betta hold on to your cheddah! You gots to stack your grip, young brotha!"
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What originally began in 1999 as a one-time one-hour special on HBO about "Seinfeld" co-creator Larry David's return to stand-up comedy, has turned into a critically acclaimed smash-hit that has spanned 5 seasons(2000,2001,2002,2004,2005) and has earned itself quite a few awards. The show is mostly about the daily life of Larry David and his wife Cheryl(played by Cheryl Hines) and all the hilarious trouble he gets into by pissing people off.Other characters that play key roles in the show are "Jeff Greene"(played by Jeff Garlin Larry's agent, and Jeff's loud-mouth expletive-laden wife "Susie Greene"(played by Susie Essman). If you like(d) "Seinfeld" you'll either LOVE or HATE "Curb Your Enthusiasm" due to the fact that the two shows are quite different.
Larry David has written and appeared in EVERY "Curb Your Enthusiasm" episode.
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to swing a bandana around in the air, to the beat of a song, in lieu of dancing. A true gangsta can't be caught dancing around in a club, instead one would just swing his rag in the air.
It is beneficial if the rag in question is designer, such as Gucci or Louis Vitton.
Let's go to the club, You can swing your rag while makin it rain on some hoes.
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A joke involving usually three or more parties, a cannibal tribe, and some form of utensil used for stabbing.
An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Czech are out exploring, and they're captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals says "We're going to eat you now, because we're cannibals and that's what we do. But we're not savages like we used to be, so we're not going to torture you for three days first...in fact, you can kill yourselves any way you like, we don't care."
The explorers all look rather crestfallen at this news, and the chief hastens to reassure them: "Oh, I know what you're thinking, we've seen it before---you're thinking your life has been a waste, you're going to die out here for nothing, and so on. Well, let me assure you, that just isn't true. We'll use your skin to make our excellent canoes, your hair to make twine, and we'll eat every edible part of you. So really, it's not a waste at all. Now, please get on with it."
The Frenchman says "vive la france", and slits his throat.
The Englishman takes his gun, says "God save the Queen", and shoots himself in the head.
The Czech pulls out a fork and starts stabbing himself---first in the thigh (ouch!), then in the side (yow!), then in the lower leg (argh!)...finally the king of the cannibals says "My god, what are you doing??!!"
And the Czech stabs himself with the fork again and says..."Fuck your canoe."
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To deeply penetrate someone's anus.
Hand me the lube and bend over baby, cuz I'm gonna touch your breakfast.
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N. What you say to a person, when you honestly do not care what they think or feel about a particular person, subject, or action.
Girl: OMG how could you fuck my best friend, you know how i felt about you!
Guy: When we were together, you cheated on me anyway. Fuck Your Feelings.
Parent: I don't appreciate the foul language you use in your Facebook statuses. there's kids on this site you know!
Guy: Fuck Your Feelings, If you don't want your kids exposed to vulgarity, get them off the computer and make them watch Nick Jr.
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Where I stop to get my rocks off urry night.
My boss: Hey, where were you last night?
Me: Your mom's house.
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