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When a man is plowing a woman from behind and is about to ejaculate, he spits on her back to have the woman believe he has finished. When the woman turns around the man dumps his backed up load into her eye followed by a kick to her shin so she hops around with her hand on her eye and screams "ARGH!!".
Ian: I dont think ill be talking to Sarah anymore Bill.
Bill: Why not bro?
Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window
Bill: SAV!!!!
A term used to describe a period of time in the night sky. This occurs when it is a cloudy night with the clouds spread out but thick enough to cover the moonlight. With the quick moving clouds, moonlight changes rapidly between lighting up the area and leaving it in darkness. The term pirates moon comes from the fact when the moon can be an advantage or a disadvantage depending on the angle. On the ocean the moonlight could help one conquer an enemy or could blind one into crashing into the shores.
Looks like a Pirate’s Moon out tonight, you know what that means…
When your man is wearing your dirty panties and some bitch comes and steals both your man and panties.
Stumpy's girl gonna be mad, she lost her man and undies to Bama Panty Pirating.
When a colleague coopts your ideas as their own for purposes of demonstrating their own value, intelligence, or worth. The opposite of “Thought Leader”
Bill just talked about all the ideas I shared with him in our meeting as if they were his. Total Thought Pirate.
Las Vegas's premier automotive enthusiasts, born out of sheer need of the ability to express oneself without being persecuted (or caring if you are) for the style of which you choose to create your ride.
Making functional art out of scrap/crap scavenged from wherever you can get it.
Example:
Junkyard
Thrift store
Yard sale
Dumpster diving
Curbside throw out
All while challenging your inner youth to stay young.
Let's grab it out of the junkyard and make it work like the JunkYard Pirates we are!!
The act of posting complete nonsense to social media in the hopes of getting Pirate Booty
That fool thinks his pirate posting will get him sex
When an unexpected throbbing symptom is exhibited in the left frontal lobe, above the eye socket. Resulting in brain neuron missfiring. Also known as 'Freezerain'.
Me: Holy fuck I just got Pirate-eye!
Friend: You mean Freezerain?
OR
Me: "how do you spell ' friend'again (as they are attempting spell check"
Friend: "wtf? You got pirate-eye?"