Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.
Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.
Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.
Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.
My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.
That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.
When the labia minora protrudes/extends beyond the labia majora as if pulled down by the weight of gravity. Originated in a Peter Kay joke about iceberg lettuce, the punchline of which was, "that's just the tip of the iceberg".
That girl has some heavy salad.
I went down there and spent some time with her heavy salad.
Don't eat soleki salad in the halls or else 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹
Asser: *eats soleki salad*
OMG
*kills asser*
Salad Goes to America is a web comic in progress made by two kids with too much time on their hands. It was published on Ao3 and has a small following by 4 whole people (not including those who have read it or have been introduced by those original 4) ((the creators included))
“You haven’t read Salad Goes to America? Wow what is this, nazi Germany?”
the only thing that a polish person would eat would be romaine and collardgreens. They are very natural and made with real food coloring.
Yo! You heard of that Salad wikusia?
Yeah, it smells!
Tossing The Salad is a term to lick your partners anus hole and the area between the organ and the anus for some sexual pleasure.
My bitch and I were tossing the salad all fucking night last night.