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hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.

Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.

by Not_your:business March 29, 2017


Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.

Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.

by Dick Onchin January 10, 2023


Heavy Salad

When the labia minora protrudes/extends beyond the labia majora as if pulled down by the weight of gravity. Originated in a Peter Kay joke about iceberg lettuce, the punchline of which was, "that's just the tip of the iceberg".

That girl has some heavy salad.

I went down there and spent some time with her heavy salad.

by WordWomble March 24, 2024


soleki salad

Don't eat soleki salad in the halls or else 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

Asser: *eats soleki salad*
OMG
*kills asser*

by donteatass July 22, 2022


Salad Goes to America

Salad Goes to America is a web comic in progress made by two kids with too much time on their hands. It was published on Ao3 and has a small following by 4 whole people (not including those who have read it or have been introduced by those original 4) ((the creators included))

“You haven’t read Salad Goes to America? Wow what is this, nazi Germany?”

by SaladWellington February 21, 2022


Salad wikusia

the only thing that a polish person would eat would be romaine and collardgreens. They are very natural and made with real food coloring.

Yo! You heard of that Salad wikusia?

Yeah, it smells!

by poop docter January 15, 2019


Tossing The Salad

Tossing The Salad is a term to lick your partners anus hole and the area between the organ and the anus for some sexual pleasure.

My bitch and I were tossing the salad all fucking night last night.

by DogOfDeviance March 12, 2024