asser

a German word that means you stupid dumb ass.

"You guys are the biggest assers."

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asser

Somebody who pretends to be cool, but actually is an idiot. Male form of teenybopper. From Bulgarian slang. In Bulgaria, the assers are currently on a gangsta rap wave.

Heah, Bobo's pretending he's a big asser just cuz' he listens to 50 cent and other shit of the sort.

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asser

a German word that means you stupi dumb ass.

"You guys are the biggest asser."

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asser

when ur really bad at something

ur ass
"ur asser"

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Asserator

Device placed on a boat for the Rear Admiral's pleasure

When all the fish died in the livewell the Captain removed the Asserator from the livewell and stimulated his anus with it.

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Asser

A person (typically promiscuous) who has a proclivity for anal intercourse

She is a definitely an asser

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Asser

A seriously shallow person (usually female)

Non-Single Girl 1: OMG did you see those abs?
Non-Single Girl 2: I know don't you wish **boyfriend** has abs like that
Non-Single Girl 1: Hell yeah, gimme a piece o' that.

Girl 1 boyfriend : Pah, Assers

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