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When two farts that would otherwise be odorless combine and achieve the aroma of a dumpster filled with shit, wrapped in placenta.
Neither Donald nor Ben noticed the smell of their own or each other's toots; but, sitting betwixt them, their fart fronts collided and Walker experienced the perfect fart.
lying fart (also known as shart) is the process of your dumbass trusting your farts too much. a lying fart is when you fart and "accidentally" shit your pants. the lesson of the day is to never trust your farts
damnnnn... yesterday i had the WORST lying fart
to burp after having enough meal, to belch ........
last night i threw a party and all my friends binged on the tasty foods followed by foul smelling oral farts....... oh God it was really ridiculous
A Curtis fart is the constant release of flatulence that occurs at regular intervals of 8 minutes which borderline tears holes in undergarments and clears rooms
A sub requirement is for poo to almost touch underwear
Can also be used as a replacement for terrible
you really Curtis farted that test
Or hey! Why are my pants brown?
Because you just Curtis farted your pants bro
When you’re sitting on the toilet and think you have to shit but all you do is fart
I thought I as about to shit my pants but it turns out that it was just a caution fart.
To cup your hand around your butt hole and to fart into it. Close your hand Then throw it in someones face
Throwing farts into megans face gave her pink eye
When your friend pees in your butt, then you bend over and fart it out like a fountain in front of a fancy hotel!
I ordered this call girl, she said she was into butt stuff. She was thrilled during anal, then she had to fart and I had to pee at the same time! We had the perfect mix for a golden fart!