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The skid mark in your new underwear from your nasty ass not being washed from yesterday.
I sat down this morning for my typical shit before work and I saw I had a Dusty Back Road. I guess I should have showered last night.
Home of the only team in East Anglia and most beloved club in England, Norwich City.
Carrow Road is the best ground in the country
When anal fucking your partner doggystyle you proceed to pull out before you blow your load , you draw your route that your going to go with the ass juice on your cock, once you choose a destination blow you load then proceed to leave the house and follow the map to see where you end up.
Map quest wasn’t working so I had to use the old Ohio road map to get me to my destination.
Find a crippled woman at a rest stop bathroom taking a shit and give her a swirrley while hooking her asshole with the hooked end of her cane.
Mark gave Maria a "mississippi road stop" off hwy 95.
I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate
The act of going on a last minute late night trip that usually ends in the early hours of the morning.
11:00pm
Damn terry. I’m all out of weed.
Well shit bob. My dealer is 3 hours away.
Shit terry! Looks like we are going on a midnight road trip!
Located along the ghetto strip between notorious neighbourhoods Seaforth, Balgowlah and Fairlight, Sydney Road is a gang members favourite street. Shootouts, drive bys, drug wars and stabbings are an everyday occurrence here. Also located along the strip is infamous high school Balgowlah Boys, known for its gang affiliation and retarded students, if you want to stay sane, stay away.
Person 1: "I have to go get a haircut on Sydney Road tomorrow..."
Person 2: "Oh fuck, watch out for the Bally cunts and the gang members."