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when you have power over other people or you are the best at something
Yessir, IM THE BIGGEST BIRD, PROVE ME WRONG
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A truth that many should recognize. You can't make someone into something they are not. If you like banker types don't marry a construction worker. If you like the bad girl look don't marry the girl next door.
Ryan is in love with Meg but a bird will never be a fish.
A game that involves making a face resembling that of a bird (or "Batman-ish").
Rules:
1) Whoever looks you in the eye(s) while making the 'Bird-Man' face must IMMEDIATELY lay down, regardless of their current situation and/or surroundings.
2) The only way to DEFEND against the 'Bird-Man' is to (if you suspect someone attempting to nail you out of your peripherals) hold up HALF the 'Bird-Man' face with only ONE hand on your face, deeming you immune, and are allowed to look them in the eyes without having to lay down.
3) If the person that looks at the 'Bird-Man' giver is already laying down, for whatever reason, must stand up and then they are allowed to lay back down.
4) Reflections/photographs (mirrors, windows, internet pictures, etc.) are allowed in all circumstances... Lay down!
5) If two people look at each other with the 'Bird-Man' neither have to lay down.
The "Bird-Man" face is explained as follows...
With each hand touch your pointer fingers with your thumbs, (creating two "OKAY" signs). Hold those upside-down on your face, with the O's over your eyes (like goggles)... Note: The defense would be only one hand over one eye.
"Gotcha wif da bird-man! ...yea, take a nap bitch!"
"ahh, dammit"
...Bird-Man the game strikes again
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When someone happens to shoot their friend while hunting, both intential or accidential. Made famous by Dick Cheney's hunting accident.
Phillip: Hey bro, if this turns into a presidential bird hunt, I will dismember you. Brutally.
Todd: Yeah, no problem.
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the act of pooping while playing angry birds, becoming synonymous with the act of pooping itself.
"Honey I must "play angry birds" before we go out to dinner."
"Hey, going to play angry birds right quick!"
"I want to go play angry birds but we are at your mothers house!!!"
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An idiom used when someone says something so outlandish it goes against anothers thinking. They must be really high.
Someone: i think i could jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and survive the jump, the cold water, and the sharks and if not, you will jump in and save me, eh?
Another: Girrrll, you are High on Bird Dick!
A phrase used to describe an amazing feeling. If someone was rubbing your balls and it felt good you were throwing hella birds.If on a hot day you jumped in a pool and it felt good, your throwing hella birds.
sally:sucks bobs weenier
bob: that feels great, im throwing hella birds right now!
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