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A phrase used during World War I to describe men climbing out of their trenches to attack the opposing trenches. Before running into a wall of rifle and machine gun fire, the attackers were usually given a warm meal, a bit of rum, and said potential goodbyes to each other before facing almost certain death. It was considered the greatest test a man could ever face.
"As time passed, apprehension became acute as I weighed my chances for surviving the attack. No; I could not so easily give up. The grip of life was tightening on me and more than ever I wanted to live." -British Liaison Officer before going over the top at the Third Battle of Ypres
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The shallow, unimaginative, morons who only listen to top 40 chart music, and live with the weird belief that popularty equals musical talent.
You can spot these complete and utter wankers from a mile away. In America they would usually be Jocks and Preppys, in Britain, they are usually middle class chavs. Generally anybody who follows trends like a religion in order to gain friends, and because they are too stupid to think for themselves.
Whenever a new song (usually some god awfull corporate pop or radio friendly psuedo hip hop) reaches a high possition in the charts, the Top 40 Brigade will play it through their tinny mobile phone speakers for around 2 weeks, after that the song becomes "old", and therefore crap in their eyes.
Top 40 Brigadier: Hey listen to this new song by (insert generic mainstream crap here).
Intelligent person: That is total garbage.
Top 40 Brigadier: Shut up man, it must be good if it got into the top 40.
Intelligent person: Top 40 is nothing but corporate bullshit telling what to think in order to make more money. Now you can continue to listen to that all you want, but im going to listen to some Led Zeppelin.
Top 40 Brigadier: Who the fuck is Led Zeppelin, they sound like some emo band.
Intelligent person: How dare you *punch*, take that you stupid Top 40 brigade cunt.
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A very long beard that flows down all the way down to the belly, just like Billy Gibson and Dusty Hill of the legendary rock band (ZZ Top) have.
It took me four years to grow out my ZZ Top beard.
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To reach, or exceed a set amount of extreme anger caused by irritation.
John wouldn't stop teasing me about my hair so I was about to blow my top.
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When a female blows a male's cock and focuses her efforts exclusively on the head vs. the entire cock.
Maryann loves to suck cock. She is best known for her skills at performing the Slurpy Top Hat.
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The kind of music that you listen to only when the (convertible) top and all windows are up. Also known as 'closet music' it is the kind of music that you don't want anyone to know that you like.
The Black Eyed Peas came on Hits 1, but the top was down so I couldn't listen. BEP is my favourite top up music!
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The best movie in the world of 2022. Even has one of Tom Cruise’s planes in the movie.
I’m going to see the best movie of 2022, Top Gun: Maverick
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