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Grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may
Hey tomorrow is may 4th, did you know that you are supposed to grab your girlfriends ass on the fourth of may, or better known as “National Grab Ass Day”.
grab any girl or guys ass and they can’t get mad or complain about it
hey bro today’s national grab ass day
On August 1st it’s national grab ass day, get prepared to get your ass grabbed
“Hey man did you know today is national grab ass day *grabs ass*”
In October it is known to be slap that ass season
Hey guys! It's slap that ass season.
When you squirt watery shit straight out your ass with the force of Poseidon himself
Jake, my tummy is doing a gurgley wurgley. Looks like I’m going to have Ass Poseidon tonight…
well...a spout coming out your ass? idk..im just a humble game developer.
"oi hector, i swear your mum uses an ass spout mate."
An efficient, simple word to replace the more complex "anal assault of a sexual nature" because, well, that is an unnecessarily complex, redundant phrase.
Bob feared his time in prison. He knew daily, even hourly ass-ault was on the menu for him in an "all you can eat" banquet sort of way, since he was new meat in the con-dom. He would come prepared. He would not lose this opportunity of a lifetime. He went on a rigorous training program of dealing with lawyers and duct cleaners, always bending over and taking one for the team. He knew how to fit it in anywhere. And he would not climax until his way had been had at least daily.