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(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.
i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on
International day of messing around with people called Jay.
November 17!
“People were messing around with me all day!”
“What’s your name?”
“Jay, why?”
“Todays international day of bullying Jay”
“Ah”
11th of January is Butter Chicken day on this Day you just order some naan and some butter chicken and have at it
"Hey man it's January 11 you know what that means it's Butter Chicken day let's get some butter chicken WOOOOO"
A day to Treat your child with gifts
Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
National anal day is June 26th, a day where you enjoy the delight of anal sex.
Him: you know what day it is?
Her: the 26th?
Him: yes, but also National anal day. Now bend over and spread that ass.
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