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Have period sex , cum in her ass , chant ev while u cum then both don’t clean up, go for a 100km run then come back And fuck her in her filthy cum ass and then cum in a jar and use the blood cum poo cocktail for Seasoning for the wagu beef for dinner and make sure to grunt Ev the entire time.
Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.
James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."
When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.
No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.
You are just first fuck friends ever.
They are first fuck friends ever.
She is mine first friend fuck ever.
The act of behaving sub-optimally in the present, based on a personal belief that the future consequences will be less painful/bothersome than current optimal behavior.
Since I already knew I was never going to work with numbers, I decided to fuck it forward and flunk out of my math class.
When two small children that are going through puberty decide to fuck.
When watching a ROM COM and one of the kids says I could go for a baby fuck right now.
everyday is national shut the fuck up day stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary days on your story no one cares
tina"its national send nudes say"
bobby"its national shut the fuck up day" if you really want nudes ask for them you cum solbering suckubus
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when someone is on that fuck shit
he be on that fuck shit