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A Kyle is an individual who lives solely on Monster Energy and domestic abuse. This creature will be found at has stations around 2am attempting to purchase alcohol and will commonly be found adorned in a sideways cap, at least 4 face tattoos, and sagging cargo shorts at most mid thigh level while spouting a racial slur approximately every 3 words. The most common signs of a Kyle passing through recently is holes in drywalling and used Juul pods and cigarette butts.
Sarah: why are there so many new paintings in your apartment?
Stacy: Kyle's ID is expired so he couldn't buy his Newports
That one guy who always thinks he is so tough and strong for punching a hole through a dry wall while always drinking monster energy drinks. He also always thinks he is smarter than everyone but he doesn’t even know what day it is.
Person #1: hey did you see that Kyle guy?
Person #2: oh my god yeah he thinks he is so smart even though he is such an idiot!
Person #1: I know right?!? He also thinks he is so tough because he can punch a hole through a dry wall!
Person #1 and person #2: Ha! Yeah what a laughing stock.
Kyle's are incapable of taking jokes. They will probably die a virgin.
Kyle is an gashay.
Noun: A person who CANNOT help but screw up, break, or ruin anything that they touch.
Kyle made dinner last night, so of course we all ended up finishing the evening in the emergency room.
A mega card at my high school. Gives dick to every blonde girl.
Kyle is such a chad. His dick is so big