nose hair burning ass bomb

flatulence so disgusting that it seemingly singes the hair follicles inside of the nostrils

Johnnie dropped a nose hair burning ass bomb and the smoke from the singed nose hairs floated out of my nostrils.

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Deviled egg with side burns

A 30 year white virgin with a heavy beard wants to met someone new so they clean shave there beard but forget to shave there side burns and they look fuckin retarded

“Yo mr Phillips is a deviled egg with side burns”

“I know sad right”

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Burn all pngtubers day

May 1°

You burn pngtubers

random guy: FUCK YEAH!!!!! BURN ALL PNGTUBERS DAY!!!!
pngtuber: oh no :(((
*random guy starts burning pngtuber*
pngtuber: :,(

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let's burn rain she witch

Phrase used in servers against rain

let's burn rain she witch

love him like the burning sun

when you have a passion for someone, that feels like fire in your stomach. the person feels so amazing, almost like Zeus!

For two years, i've liked Greg so much! Almost like i love him like the burning sun!

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burning out his fuse

burning out his fuse .... Phrase in Elton John music Rocket Man

burning out his fuse

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I'll burn that bridge when I get to it.

A combination of "I'll cross that bridge when I get to it." and the old addage, "don't burn your bridges". Meaning that you haven't yet arrived at a life obstacle, but you're sure you'll mess it up when you do.

"Hey man, did you figure out how to break the news to Kim that she's got herpes?"
"Nah, I'll burn that bridge when I get to it."

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