April my beloved

A wonderful person that is absolutely beautiful and gorgeous but sadly lives far away from Germany.

Person 1: Hey, do you know any cool people?
Melanie: Yeah, I know April. April my beloved is one of the best persons on the world.

Aching Anus April

During april you can only jizz via prostate stimulation. No homo.

I'm just waiting for Aching Anus April to be over, my bum hurts like shit.

April 5th, 1994

The day that all hope for music died and the path was directed straight to hell.

Quick, let's teleport back before April 5th, 1994 and save Kurt so the black people don't take over the world.

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April Fools !!!!!!!LOL

when you April Fool some one !!!!!!!LOL

Guy 1 : Im gay

Girl 1 : WTF!! Were going out you freak !!

Guy 1 : April Fools !!!!!!!LOL

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april 8th 2002

The day a legend was born.

That girl was born on April 8th 2002 no wonder she's so amazing

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April 14th

A day of mistakes

Girl 1: eww you were born on April 14th?

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April 24th

national send boobs day

hey did you know april 24th is national send boobs day?

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