Someone who is hairy and always has the urge to eat some form of cooked pig.
Connor eat's way too much pig, and he has a fuzzy head, I guess that makes him a Hairy Hams
Any person who can generally just "ham it up".
You get Lola in front of a camera & she's a total ham-ball".
Girl gets to drinking so fierce, you can't take that ham-ball anywhere without making a scene.
The ham candle is also known as the pennis aka male love muscle
Girl: I've ran out of fresh cucumbers after making the kids a tuna salad
Guy: how about you come here and light up my ham candle ?
Girl: mmmmmm candle sauce my favourite 😍
A red or inflammed pussy, most common after
drawn out & vigorous sex.
Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham
When you are experiencing the act of performing anal sex with your member from the behind area of your partner.
Mark thought perhaps Joe was buried deep in a beaver, but in fact he was standing between the hams.
"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"
Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.