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Ethan

Ethan is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He will be your wonderwall and will constantly be on your mind. He will stick by your side through thick and thin. He will be the most amazing boyfriend, and will be the type to show up at your house at 9:30 pm with a bag of doritos. He will show you every beautiful thing you never saw in yourself and the world. And then he will leave. You will ask yourself what you did wrong. You will cry. You will not speak to him for years, but never fall in love with anyone else. You will end up back on his doorstep years later. Ethan is a drug. You are addicted. You will always relapse.

“Dude, me and Ethan broke up.”
“Oh, I’m so sorry.”
It’s okay, we will probably get back together someday anyways. Until then, I’ll just sit around, missing him.”

by m a n i a c June 13, 2020


Ethan

Ususally on the ugly side of the spectrum, he has a few friends and is usually cool with everyone though. Although he is one of the biggest clowns to ever exist in the world and will be a virgin until he is 30. Also he is a boomer.

Oh my god that faggot ethan is such a boomer!

by Dgill34 January 25, 2020


Ethan

a special fat person who can script on roblox (hi ren)

Astro: Ethan work on ACZ-RAVEN <3

by carbide642 August 28, 2023


Ethan

Ethans seem like perfect guys at first. Super shy, cute, laidback, etc. They’ve got great hair, they’re super smart (like genius lvl) and it’s almost impossible not to fall in love with them. However. One day they’ll change their minds. They’ll say they don’t know if they love you or that they can’t be in a relationship anymore. They’ll play you and break your heart. And then they’ll stomp on it. Ethans seem perfect, but after a while, they disappoint you. Shy guys that turn into “cool” jerks, and they’ll make you think it’s all your fault.

Friend: Hey looks it’s Ethan.
You: Doesn’t he seem great!! But don’t let him fool you.

by one truthful dudeXD May 4, 2020


Ethan

he's funny, kind, has many friends, always makes people laugh, attractive and awesome overall

Person 1: Who's that guy? He's so funny!
Person 2: Oh, thats just Ethan.

by monke drip March 24, 2022


Ethan

Type of guy of says he cares but actually does care.

Friend 1: OMG I just love Ethan! He says he cares and he actually does care!
Friend 2: ...is that not normal?

by Rosa11 April 19, 2024


Ethan

Ethan is a loving guy, who’s fuckin hilarious. He always makes you feel so special, like you’re the only girl in the world. Ethan is loyal and knows his shit. He is the most amazing guy you’ll EVER meet. He will make so happy, you’ll not know how to describe it. Although he is far away at times, he’ll always be with you at heart. You get so attached to Ethan, you want to hug him, hold him and touch him at all times.

If you meet an Ethan, don’t let ‘em go girl

by holly<33 June 9, 2019