A Black Country boy who work 9-5 and loves to hunt fish and tear shit up yee haw
Those dark necks be having hella fun tearing shit up
Culture of hypocrisy and narrow mindedness due to religions people in India
Religious idiots in Middleeast
Example 1:
A: Wanna go to India in holidays?
B: No babe. People have dark culture mentality there. You cant have sex with GF or even drink there.
Example 2:
A: Did you hear about rape in Michigan?
B: Yeah. Its bad. I think Indians are celebrating dark culture even here.
As Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued their travels, they heard rumors of an evil force that threatened to destroy the land. The rumors spoke of a powerful being named Sauron, who had gathered an army of fearsome creatures to do his bidding.
Knowing that they had to act fast, the trio set out to confront Sauron and put a stop to his plans.
As they journeyed through the dark forests and treacherous mountains, each member of the team honed their powers. Malte's skill with a sword became sharper than ever, Vilmer's love for pulled pork provided him with incredible strength, and Johan's connection to the power of the Onion allowed him to see into the future and predict Sauron's next moves.
Finally, they reached Sauron's stronghold, a massive fortress that stood high atop a mountain. The trio prepared for battle, drawing upon their individual strengths to overcome the dark lord's minions.
As they stormed the fortress, Malte charged forward, his sword flashing in the light of the setting sun. Vilmer followed close behind, fueled by his love for pulled pork, and laid waste to the enemy forces with his sheer strength.
Meanwhile, Johan used his powers to predict Sauron's movements, giving his companions an edge in battle. But Sauron was no easy foe to defeat, and the trio knew that they needed to work together if they were to succeed.
Malte and Vilmer fought bravely, taking on Sauron's minions one by one. Johan, meanwhile, used his powers to find the weak points in Sauron's defenses, allowing his companions to strike critical blows against the dark lord.
Finally, after a fierce battle that lasted for hours, the trio emerged victorious. Sauron lay defeated, his army in ruins. The land was saved from his evil grip, and Malte, Vilmer, and Johan stood triumphant.
As they basked in their victory, the trio knew that their unique powers had been key to their success. Each had played a vital role in the battle, and they knew that their bond would continue to grow stronger with each new challenge they faced.
And so, with the threat of Sauron vanquished, Malte, Vilmer, and Johan continued on their adventures, fighting for justice and protecting the land from all who would do it harm.
A stick figure created by Alan Becker to defeat The Chosen One. He got killed by The Second Coming. He's a really poggers guy and even has Twitter. His handle is @BandsOfVirus. Plus he's sexy too.
Gerald (based guy): Ya'll know who The Dark Lord is? I follow him on Twitter and so should you!
Jonny Silverdick (not based): No
Noun. Corruption, bribery, lobbying, grafting.
1. Governor suspects there are many dark mist in the parlement cabinet.
2. Dark mist complete eradication is just a daydream for many of us.
A secret force that punishes those who need to be punished, it come only on Tuesdays and strikes fear in men's eyes
William: Jacques, did you just namaak?
Jacques: Yes, because I'm muck.
William: Oh shit, the darkness definitely heard you, you are going to get crimed and are going to loop on Tuesday