The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

Penis Friend

A male who provides sex and companionship along with emotional support. Not quiet a boyfriend, but more than a Bed Buddy.

I just need a penis friend in my life for when I’m horny or when I’ve had a bad day.

penis parmagiana

When a man partakes in sexual intercourse with a woman on her period, does not wash his penis for three or more days, and the woman proceeds to suck the dried fermented crust off of his penis whilst performing oral sex.

when it comes to the ultimate in fine dining, there's no going past a penis parmagiana

slug penis

An uncircumcised penis, resembling that of a slug. Slugs come in all sizes, shapes and colors, just like a penis.

I'm sorry but I have no interest in your slug penis.

Penis pepper

Hollowed out jalapeño condom. Keeps you safe a spicy/hot love life.

Penis pepper long hard and spicy

penis dominance

A state of domination one alpha male has over another, based on the quality of the penis and the person's aptitude in its use.

Niclas: "I was looking for a person that would have a threesome with me and my wife, would you be interested?"
Brendan: "Shure"
Niclas: "Although I have to establish penis dominance first"

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penis puppetiering

Can occur during any type of gathering a party, wedding, even a funeral! The puppeteer begins by removing his penis "a.k.a. Puppet" from his trousers and begins to stretch and pull on it of course to prepare for the upcoming show. Once he has his puppet prepared he then begins to manipulate it into a variety of different objects, such as the wrist watch, sail boat, cheeseburger, hungry baby bird, etc. after which the puppeteer takes a bow along with his puppet and that's all folks!

OMG Becky did You see the Penis puppetiering that puppeteer and his puppet did? Um ya the puppet, It was so big He must be one of those guys from North Dakota!!