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let's pretend we have insurance

A euphemism for sex in the shower with the lights off.

"You busy tonight? Let's pretend we have insurance."

by LaGataNYC October 12, 2017


tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩

tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩 Is Another saying for:” I’m gay for you baby 😩”

tell me your goals and I’ll support you something we could work to😩

by Yessir2837 September 11, 2021


i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021


Why are we here

I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a god watching everything, y'know with a plan for us and stuff? I dunno, man. But it keeps me up at night.

What? I meant why are we here, in this canyon? What was all that talk about god?

by CURNICNLGEE January 26, 2022


we use to talk

You use to hook up or date, but they aren’t considered an ex. Usually you only dealt with this person a short amount of time and it didn’t work out for whatever reason.

You and Joe use to go out? Not like that. We use to talk that’s all.

by Like_I_Said January 31, 2022


Wes Clark

somebody who is a gigantic faggot 101% of the time

'Wes Clark is that one fag bag that works in a gun store right?'
'Omg hes so gay. Must be Wes Clark!'

by defnotwesclark April 30, 2022


and we read the bible

alright kids

and we read the bible like chuck norris ego

by AHHAHAHAHA Lol June 4, 2019