The light of life; thoughtful, creative, skilled, kind and brilliant; enormous pneis
William is a creature who spends most of his time inside the four walls of a protestant church. If you were to ask him a question in which there is an ethical dilemma, you would get a far too long answer. But the answer does not always have the usual benefit of actually answering the question, although it may appeal to some language teachers who does not have a specifically high IQ.
What is in that church!? William Sommer.
Someone who breaks up with the same girlfriend over 14 times in a span of 4 months
William broke up with his girl again
A hillbilly whose only love and happiness in life is his truck. Works all day just to have it break down the next day. Spends so much time in the auto shop that he gets absolutely no hoes, no hoes what so ever.
"Did you see William? He's working on his damn truck again."