c-wood local

the most annoying, corny, most blood boiling little kids you can imagine with some skateboards at carrollwood village park, also c-wood local can also be considered an insult.

oh i heard he’s a c-wood local, i know he dick rides yeat

jude benbow wood

Jude Benbow Wood is the most attractive person to ever walk the Earth. He has perfect eyes, both looking in the exact same direction. His smile will make anyone cream.

I will have sex with jude benbow wood on the spot.

Wood Bruise

The soreness following up a good fuck.

Girl 1:Man my boyfriend fucked me so hard last night.
Girl 2: Are you wood bruised?

ben woods

Full time dwarf generally under 5ft and is crusty

Ben woods you know

wee wood

literally just murdering everyone in your family

i wee wood!

Stosh wood

Stosh wood is water logged, Termite infested, over priced feces covered firewood.

"Wow this fire wood is real stosh wood"
"Daughter: Do you smell that?
Mom: ew yes, what is that?
Daughter: must be that stosh wood.

Pull wood

1. To yank your crank.

2. When a woman is looking for a man to have intercourse.

1. He struck out so he's gonna have pull wood.

2. She's going to the club to pull wool.