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raccoons asshole

someone super ugly

Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today
My bf: “nooo

by CoolWhipOnMyTits January 10, 2021


galaxy asshole

It’s definitely not loose

That dude totally has a galaxy asshole

by Hippiepowers January 19, 2023


Flappy Asshole

(n.) When you are so hungry, you eat your parenters rectum and chew it till the sun comes down.

Dude, when you fell asleep I gave you a Flappy Asshole

by Bigwigglyjugger June 20, 2022


Strangle your asshole

strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass

when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole

by StrangeSalt November 5, 2024


Asshole Douchelord

Can be used to describe anyone who acts irrationally in a mean or aggressive manner. But usually used to describe a man-hoe/Fuckboy who does everything in his power to attract women then use the women he attracts, usually is very basic and follows any trend he finds.

Sammie: That guy is TOTALLY an asshole douchelord
Evin: Yeah what a prick

by Good_Kush710 January 27, 2022


asshole animal

A disruptive piece of shit animal that shoves pine cones up your septic system and has no disregard. Elusive and sneaky looking for a warm place to live yet disrupting other mammals in the process .

This piece of shit asshole animal plugged up my septic system

by Onebradh April 3, 2024


Checkered asshole

When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered

"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"

by Cheesed asshole? November 1, 2016