Me: “I look like a raccoons asshole today”
My bf: “nooo”
It’s definitely not loose
That dude totally has a galaxy asshole
(n.) When you are so hungry, you eat your parenters rectum and chew it till the sun comes down.
Dude, when you fell asleep I gave you a Flappy Asshole
strangling someone's asshole mean squeezing the hell out of someone's ass
when we get home tonight im gonna strangle your asshole
Can be used to describe anyone who acts irrationally in a mean or aggressive manner. But usually used to describe a man-hoe/Fuckboy who does everything in his power to attract women then use the women he attracts, usually is very basic and follows any trend he finds.
Sammie: That guy is TOTALLY an asshole douchelord
Evin: Yeah what a prick
A disruptive piece of shit animal that shoves pine cones up your septic system and has no disregard. Elusive and sneaky looking for a warm place to live yet disrupting other mammals in the process .
This piece of shit asshole animal plugged up my septic system
When your dick is rigged and leaves their asshole checkered
"I left her with a checkered asshole last night"