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The best day ever known to man is February 11th!! If you were born on this day your are everything great!
Bob: Omg this is the best day ever!!
Joe: that’s because your with me and I’m born on February 11th
Someone who probably touches kids, never shuts up about his disabled arm, is very unfunny, and really likes drinking piss.
Sam: Is that guy drinking piss?
Patrick: That’s just Brayden Best.
The perfect gift for when you forget Father's Day.
"Did you remember Father's Day is tomorrow?"
"Shit no I guess I'm getting him a world's best dad mug"
layal / @gowonthen on instagram is the best riki/ ni-ki stan to ever exist. if you think you love riki more than her, ure lying.
“did you see what riki posted yesterday?”
-“YES!! layal AKA the best riki stan was spamming it everywhere”
“#LayalBestRikiStan”
dad i got you this mug that says your the best ok dad in the world
Eli is a very beautiful specimen and is incredibly caring, kind, funny, silly goofy mood, and beautiful. Did I mention they're beautiful? Probably not, they're really beautiful omg **dies**. Nobody hates on Eli they're just that cool.
1: Look it's that super cool and cute guy from yesterday.
2: He really is such an Eli (the best boyfriend)
Anyone but Donald Trump to piss off the guy above
I would rather have a monkey be president over Trump. Even though there's not much of a difference. Joe Biden is the best damn president ever!!!!
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