Cultural Food Snob

Someone who will lecture another person on the "right way" of eating foods pertaining to other cultures. They think they are being helpful, however they come across as uppity, in a very self righteous manner. These types of people are mainly found in the comment sections of TikTok videos, usually posts about food reviews either takeout or homecooked. There is no right or wrong way to enjoy food, it all comes out the same way anyways...

Also can be applied to someone complaining of a food not being "authentic enough" to their liking

"Hey guys today we are going to be reviewing Indian food from Punjab Palace."
*proceeds to eat curry with naan and rice

Commenters: "ACKTCHUALLY! You do not eat it like this! It's all wrong! If you are going to eat the food of my people I suggest you eat it right or stick to chicken tenders and fries!"

Reply: Wow... What a cultural food snob.

BONUS: CHICKEN PARMESAN IS NOT ITALIAN! IN ITALY CHICKEN ON PASTA IS DISGUSTING! MA CHE CAZZO!!!"

troll food

When you post a meme or a comment and know trolls won't be able to resist the urge to respond

I posted some troll food last night knowing my sister was going to respond. She just couldn't resist the urge not to.

food dog

(noun) A dog who's primary motivation in life is eating people food from the table. Food dogs are typically fixed and have owners with bad habits of feeding them. Almost 100% of beagles are food dogs.

"Fido is kind of just a food dog now that he's fixed. He doesn't need to impress the ladies so hes always under my feet at the table"

armpit food

When shirt sleeves are too short they get stuck in your armpits and get wet and crumpled,

That shirt you wore today looks like armpit food or these sleeves are so short they are armpit food

Coconut Malled Food

This is a famous dish that was inspired by the creators of Mario Carts. To create this dish that is served only on certain parts of the world, you'd have to do the following steps:

1.) Slice a Coconut in half
2.) Pour the Coconut water inside of a mixer
3.) Put your fruits inside of the mixer
4.) Blend the contents
5.) Once blended, pour inside the coconut

I love eating Coconut Malled Food! It's so good

Clean Food

Food devoid of GMO's, pesticides, herbicides, fungicides, antibiotics, and other drugs; sometimes also devoid of animal products, especially non-organic animal products.

I am on a clean food diet and detoxing.

clean food

Food that has been washed.

Bro #1: "Dude, that skinless chicken breast and broccoli looks pretty bland and boring."

Bro #2: "I gotta eat clean food."

Bro #1: "Cool, glad you washed it."