Putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool

When one folds their testicles into a woman's vagina, often while saying, "I'm sorry, baby, I ruined everything, baby". Credit to Henry Zebrowski of The Last Podcast on the Left

Oh man, I had such bad whiskey dick last night that I ended up putting the Louie Anderson in her kiddie pool.

i want to know how is her water

how is his/her water how does the person thing how is the way that they deal with, other people

did you talk with your crush yet, I want to know how is her water first

Take Her Home And Beat The Box Up

Taking a girl to the trap and rearranging he inside or fuck beating her box, up down left to right

They said she want some dick they take her home and beat the box up

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Old Lady Thumb and her Four Daughters

Rosy Palm aka Madame Thumb and her 4 slutty daughters aka your whacking hand. Self-gratification. Masturbation. See wanking.

I'm not desperate, I got a date tonight with Old Lady Thumb and her Four Daughters.

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like i just shot her dog

A look someone gets when you say or do something unexpected, such as actually shooting someone's dog or, more commonly, when someone you are speaking to is culture shocked.

I asked the waitress behind the counter for some Chinese mustard, and she looked at me like I just shot her dog.

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They say she sips her earl grey

life long middle aged closet lesbian of good public standing and she likes her leaves loose

a damn fine woman although they say she sips her earl grey...

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Beat the brakes off her

Having sex, fucking or rough sex with a female, generally used when telling another guy you had sexual intercourse with a girl.

Troy: yo seth do you know that hot girl Ashley Seth: man Id beat the brakes off her!!!
Troy: damn bro you gonna fuck her? Whatta guy

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