Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing

What you say when someone makes a lame attempt at a joke.

Random:Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke...He won the No Bell Prize

Everyone-Dam bro you got the whole squad laughing.

Everyone:DAM BRO YOU HOT THE WHOLE SQUAD LAUGHING.

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u just got hit off kid

when u hit some little black kid off of xbox live !

u just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me brou just got hit off kid. i bet u cant pull me bro

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got yo bitch on me like a fo’ whiiluh

Some shit a drunk ass man from Detroit said. Meaning the bitch is sitting on him like a four wheeler, probably most likely fucking.

GOT YO BITCH ON ME LIKE A FO’ WHIILUH

If Trump Got a Shot, So Should You!

The slogan by health experts to white racists, supremacists, and evangelicals, who irrationally and fearfully refuse to be jabbed as a result of being white-lied or misinformed by oft-pro-Trump and scientifically challenged pastors and diehard conspiracists about the risks of Covid-19 vaccines.

As doctors reminded hardcore Trumpists and QAnonists that even their “anointed” political savior had been vaccinated, their message to his faithful followers is “If Trump got a shot, so should you!”

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you got me straight trippin, boo

a phrase said in attempt to make someone look cooler tahn they actually are

watch the movie "Bringing Down The House." I think there's one in there.

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You Got Pop like a zit?

Yo Nigga You Got Pop Like Zit on MW2 and you get SHIT ON Like fucking Noob and you have no life you read this Good day motherfuckers

and you drink Palmolive(:

Is when you get shot in the face on mw2 and you knock a nigger nose off Good Day Faggets.

Example should include the word "You Got Pop like a zit?"

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I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.

EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

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