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A form of fully-clothed sexual intercourse, usually practiced by hipsters, who prefer it because it allows them to leave their ultra-tight jeans on during the act. (The process of removing the jeans may take several hours to complete, by which time the need or desire for sex could be dissipated.)
"What are those two people doing? It looks like they're writhing around on top of a copy of Pitchfork magazine, interlocked but fully-clothed."
"It's just hipster sex. Leave them to it."
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Sex 2 is the second installment in the sex series and was released as a result of the overwhelming popularity of sex 1. It was met with warm reception from fans but critics say it didn't reach its goal of being available to a wider audience.
Rumors had been circulating about sex 2's release for months, and people were lined up around the block when it finally came out.
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Said to have been the most prevalent form of sex between men in the ancient world and still the case in many parts of Asia and Africa. The "top" places his lubricated, erect penis between the closed thighs of the "bottom", and ideally the head of the penis slides onto the "taint", the area between the bottom's balls and anus. This area is very erogenous, a fact that is surprisingly not well known and feels very pleasurable to the thrusting top. It is also so pleasurable to some bottoms they can come from this alone.
It's important for novices who try this to experiment with the right rhythm because it can seem silly at first, but once they get going it becomes their preferred sexual activity. Much, much safer than anal penetration. taint
Tom asked if we could try intercrural sex. I was skeptical at first, but now can't wait to do it again.
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Sex spec was a popular automotive modification style in the early 2000's characterized by over the top customization, including but not limited to enormous stereo systems molded into the car's interior using custom built and painted panels, large and heavy chrome wheels, multiple TV's in seemingly nonsensical places, sometimes with gaming consoles integrated into the car, bright custom paint adorned in tribal vinyls, scissor or suicide doors, and exposed oversized bottles of nitrous oxide. A true sex spec car will look like the person who modified it attempted to make every visible part on the car modified and unique.
Did you see that 2003 Lincoln Navigator parked outside GameStop? It was totally sex spec.
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When two men have sex, or fuck. Also you creeps like reading this type of stuff so I'll feed you, weirdos.
Charlie has affairs with his doctor.
The doctor slowly inserted his dick into Charlie's ass. The doctor pulled Charlie's legs closer. His dick started getting faster, and faster. "Aaah~, doc~." Charlie moaned under his breath. The doctor, who continued to get harder by his moans, went deeper. "Mhm! I-Its so d-deep!~" Charlie groaned. Charlie started to moan even more. "A-aah! Fuck! Mm~! D-doc! go faster..~" The doctor continued. "What a pathetic little cumslut you are. You're doing such a good job." The doctor said before groaning. The doctor climbed onto the hospital bed, still fucking him, and pushing Charlie against the wall. He was close enough that he started making out with him, passionately kissing with tounge. At this time, Charlie started to get hard. The doctor was so close to cumming, that he leaned in even closer. "A-aah! Damn! Doc! Fuck me so hard I can't breathe! I need you in me~!" Charlie moaned even more. "Fuck. Damn I'm so close! Ughh~!" The doctor yelled. Charlie started to grab at his back, and layed his teeth on his shoulder, not biting down yet. The doctor couldn't hold back anymore, and cummed in Charlie's ass, causing Charlie to leave a hickey on his doctor's shoulder. "Mmhm.. too fucking good~.." Charlie moaned. His doctor pulled out his dick, and put down Charlie's legs. Charlie's doctor got up, pulled up his boxers and pants, buttoned them, and put back on his gloves. "Come see me next month~" He winked, leaving Charlie a mess.
Gay sex. Yum
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