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lying fart (also known as shart) is the process of your dumbass trusting your farts too much. a lying fart is when you fart and "accidentally" shit your pants. the lesson of the day is to never trust your farts
damnnnn... yesterday i had the WORST lying fart
to burp after having enough meal, to belch ........
last night i threw a party and all my friends binged on the tasty foods followed by foul smelling oral farts....... oh God it was really ridiculous
A fart that makes you want a satsuma
The kind of fart that makes you want a satsuma. Jason's satsuma fart cleared enough space in his stomach for a small orange
A fart that is so potent, it will bring one to tears, burn nostrils, and cause heaviness in breathing. This particular type of fart only occurs at a local or relatively large venue while a person is enjoying their favorite musical act(s).
"Hey Joe, why do I suddenly smell Taco Bell combined with a hint of Heineken and fried okra?" "Don't worry Billy, that was just a concert fart."
When you fart and it feels like it is coming out in triangle form.
Guy 1 "Man i have to fart"
Guy 2 "Let it rip dude"
*FART!*
Guy 1 "That felt like a Triangle Fart"
When you start ripping farts left, right and centre to clear the room of unwanted people so you can be left alone.
DUCKY: “I wanted to watch the big game but my family wouldn’t leave the room. So I resorted to fart tactics.”
CHICKION: “Great idea! Did it work?”
DUCKY: “Sure did. That was over 2 years ago and they haven’t been back.”
Beyonce: "bruh, Kanye, did you just fart out of your penis"
Kanye: "indeed. Pp fart."