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1. A three way involving your french lover, 1 of their relatives, an ungodly amount of olive oil, and probably the dark lord Cthulhu.
2. A french dish consisting of pork, mayonnaise, cheese, and onions.
Bro, dinner with my girlfriend, Marie Du'peaux, and her stern but gentle father was awful. All we had to eat was a Triple French Pork. Luckily, her dad saved the evening when he offered to have a Triple French Pork with us. I didn't know where her body ended and his began.
A term for a non-interactive, smelly person that serves nothing this world other than smelling like absolute shit.
“I dont wanna say any names, but the guy with the square moustache reminds me of a french fartcandle.”
When you orgasm inside your partner's mouth and then urinate inside of their mouth. They then drink the entire thing. yum
Guy1: Babe open your mouth I want to give you a French pee
Guy2: Okay
A three way with two french guys.
Mon dieu, we really french pressed Jessy at the party.
When you have to get up to get toilet paper after you've already taken a massive or nasty shit.
He yelled and yelled for someone to bring him some toilet paper, butt nobody was home. He had to French Press it all the way upstair to get some.
When she sits on your face and you lick her pussy.
"The other day I gave my girl the French Press."
"What's that?"
"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."
The act of gently pressing on an Individuals Butthole, over their pants or garments to prevent penetration.
My buddy gave me a French Press as I was walking up the stairs.