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When a man shits inside of a women's vagina and then cums inside of her right after and then mixes it up with his penis and then proceeds to eat her out
Made some fresh lady biscuit gravy last night with my ol'lady mmm mm bon appetit
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Our Lady of Lourdes Academy...a school for rich ass stuck up prude bitches that swear theyre the best girls in the world when really their dikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They swear there so much better than St. Brendan girls well at least St. Brendan girls are nice and were not snobby ass bitches like fucking lourdes girls...HONK UR HORN FOR LOURDES.....then crash into the nearest tree...did i mention they were gold diggers o yea and there ugly as fuck! NO GUY WANTS TO DATE A LOURDES DIKE!!!
go eat a pussy bobcats
like omg that guy doesnt have enough money maybe I should go for one of the girls in my school
belen guy: why do u think theres so many single girls at lourdes?
belen guy 2: bcuz there either busted and fucking ugly or rich ass snobby bitches
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" if u take steroids its going to go to and balls and than there going to invert themselves into ur own lady smith black monboso"
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A Phrase One Can Often Hear In Their Mind After Successful Bait
"my dog got ligma"
"whats ligma?"
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
"LIGMA FUCKING BALLS BITCH"
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An awsome song by Bang Camaro.
Push push lady lightning Is found on Guitar Hero 2. Btw,Bang camaro runs on dude power
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1.) a way to express approval of something that someone just did, but only if your either retarted or a hillbilly or jus don't fuckin know whether the "do-gooder" is a dude or a lady
2.) also used as a sarcastic insult if someone fucks something up
phrase is similar to: good job young man or thatta girl
1.)*man helps elderly woman cross the street*
retarted hillbilly-"Thatta boy young lady!"
guy-"wtf is wrong with u, fuck off weirdo!"
retarted hillbilly-"thatta boy young lady !"
guy-"fuckin dumbass" *sighs and walks off*
2.)*girl slips on pencil and falls on her ass*
sarcastic asshole(me)-"Thatta boy young lady!"
girl-"fuck u ass hole!" *angry face*
me-"oops wrong time of the month" *walks away repeatedly looking back over shoulder*
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Being completely nonchalant when someone is doing something to turn you on, as displayed in Lady Gaga's video for LoveGame.
I was in a car with my boyfriend and he was attempting to make out with me, so I pulled a Lady Gaga manuver by keeping my lips closed.
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