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Something that you'll never be because your currently on Urban Dictionary instead of studying for that big exam.
Bill Gates is Successful because he has never heard of Urban Dictionary.
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A term used to describe someone who has finally freed him/herself from personal-evaluation.
"To succeed in the world, we do everything we can to appear successful."
-Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld
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You can’t even define the word success you piece of shit and by your own criteria the cripple isn’t successful. He threw a temper tantrum every day until they brought him a new whore to fuck.
Hym “And I’m not going to pay you $20 you greedy cocksucker. How about “If you can’t put yourself together you shouldn’t be having women scheduled for a shift at a retard group home to come sit on your dick.” How’s that sound? Only good? I’ll do it after and only after the whores get what they deserve. There. That’s what successful means. It’s ensuring that whores face the consequences of their own actions. That is what constitutes success.”
The transcendental state of being sublimely happy, conjoined inexorably with the sense of primal self-satisfaction, on a persistently self-renewing and effortless basis.
This state broadcasts itself loudly and clearly, without the need ever to speak a word…
It is the pure essence of loving self-acceptance and self-appreciation which makes the possessor IRRESISTIBLY, COMPELLINGLY ATTRACTIVE to others simply because just being around someone who is THAT comfortable and positive feels so good, IT IS ADDICTIVE!
"I really admire Sir Richard Branson, his successfulness really comes through in interviews. It's hard to imagine him stressing about anything!"
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Successible is a play on three words, "Success," "Accessible," and "Simple." Used together, they mean something that is entirely successful in its meaning, possibly award winning, and/or can be easily understood really by anyone. It also has the option of containing matching elements that can be simply related to one's own life.
"Dude, did you see that new movie yet, 'Slacker' ?"
"Yeah, it's so awesome ! That flick was totally successible."
not sucking
At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants
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Success is when you don't have to post your achievements on social media, because everyone will know them anyway.
James is a successful guy, I read about him in the paper this morning.
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