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A quote from Samuel L. Jackson in the movie Snakes on a Plane.
He says get these mother fucking snakes off this mother fucking plane in a very aggressive way so it is really funny.
A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
When you go to kfc you can encounter fat people with snake tatoes and they will proceed to put kfc in your bumb
Please dont snake blasting fried chicken me in the bumb.
Snake Sunday is a holiday celebrated the Sunday before St. Patrick's Day. It is in honor of St. Patrick chasing the snakes out of Ireland. Typically it is used as a way of dealing with a hangover from celebrating a "pseudo" St. Patrick's Day which is commonly done by partaking of the great Irish tradition on a Saturday night when the actual holiday is during the work week. Commonly in honor of Snake Sunday, celebrators will exclaim "SNAKE SUNDAY" typically in unison. This cheer usually follows either the question, "What day is it?" some variant thereof, or if someone says "Happy Snake Sunday!"
Ted: "Hey Lance, how you doing today?"
Lance: "Hey Ted, pretty hungover from celebrating St. Patrick's Day last night, but otherwise it's a great Snake Sunday!"
Ted/Lance: "SNAKE SUNDAY!!!"
The best fuckers in the land! They are great in bed, and they can kick ur ass in CSGO. Nigger killers through and through!
Oh shit here comes snake squad
having very slow movement up the girls leg to the vigina