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A common phrase for telling a girl to get on her knees and take it like a champ
Zack: Damnn man, I told her to blow my dillz and she was on her knees like she was at church
Dylan: NO WAY BRO??!?!?
Zack: i know, I know, IMMA PRO!
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1.) A blockage of a whales blow hole.
2.) A blockage in the tip of the penis caused by excessive prolonged blue balls and resulting sperm backup.
1.) That poor whale is beached due to thromboses of the blow hole.
2.) Petes balls almost exploded due to a bad case of thromboses of the blow hole.
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Woah! Did you see that?! Three DDRFUK members just blew off fuse! He was literally exploding XD
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An alcoholic shot containing Bailey's irish cream and Kahlua and topped off with whipped cream. This shot is for the ladies and is taken using no hands!
girl: who wants a round of blow jobs?
group of girls: we do!
group of gay guys: we do too!
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Much like rock-paper-scissors but is played with two guys and one girl. On three the two guys whip out their dicks and when the girl asks what is going on. The guys say nothing beats a blow.
Joel: Hey babe, where you going?
Deanna: John and Trav called and asked if i wanted to play Ro Sham Blow with them.
Joel: Cool. Do you know how to play?
Deanna: No. But Trav said he will give me a few pointers.
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My girlfriend gave me a blowjob on the way home from school today it was the best Blow n' Go I've ever had
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The act of super-gluing your nut sack underneath someones nostrils. You then let your sack sit for five minutes and then proceed to slowly tear them off, thus leaving the foul odor in their nose for one week (Only to be done when your nuts are rank).
I wanted to get back at this Brony, so I gave him a Blow-fish Surprise!
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