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When Purple Aki awakes from his slumber, he decides to give kids ice and a big black large flake ;)
I'm giving you the big Black Sausage
Someone who feels entitled to get what they want at the expense of others and then gets sad when there is resistance or their manipulations backfire in their face and they are faced with the consequences of their actions.
After being found out for having an affair the sad sausage tried to get their partner to believe they wouldn't do it again.
a flaccid male penis - to hang about loosely
Man I can't get any ladies with this sad sausage in my pants.
an abandoned poo - a fecal figure left all alone
There is a sad sausage on my lawn from your dog last week.
Same as a penis pump, a gadget that is advertised increase the size of a person's penis.
By using a penis pump, the underendowed celebrity was able to substantially increase the length and girth of his penis. He found that this sausage inflator also intensified his ejaculation and orgasm experiences.
The act of sliding the straw nozzle of an air duster can into the head of the penis and pulling the trigger cause the penis to become erect and frozen.
After all the alcohol Johnny cosumed he was never going to please Suzy without an arctic sausage.